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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Failure

Remember my check list? Things I must do before my birthday? kekeke

Here it goes..:

To Do List:
  • exercise every morning (para pumayat lol ^_^) FAILED
  • jogging w/ best friend sa may beach FAILED
  • bake a cake for nez (birthday gift namin sa kanya dapat nung march pa, medyo super late gift hahaha) FAILED
  • eat less FAILED
  • drink more h2o CHECK
  • eat more vegetables, less meat, less rice FAILED
  • clean the house (sala, my room, kitchen, cr) CHECK
  • water the plants twice a day CHECK
  • learn new recipe CHECK
  • attend the bangus festival w/best friend, family and friends! CHECK
  • renew my driver's license.. (hahaha) FAILED
  • go swimming (gusto mag-jet ski sana, kaya lang sobrang mahal) FAILED
5/12? WAAAAAAAAA! I FAILED..... Kasi naman, kasalan lang ng facebook na yan! kekeke

pasukan nanaman, wahhh i have something to share, pero parang nahhesitant akong sabihin baka may makabasa nito na relative ko isumbong pa ako.. kekeke
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Saturday, May 1, 2010

Jejemon

Seems like every teens are hooked in jejemon... Pero ang tanong, ano nga ba ang jejemon na sinasabi nila? so, I did a little research.. So mga teens di'yan, read this carefully ok?




WHAT IS JEJEMON or JEJE?

*JEJEMON- a person WhO tyPeZ lYKeS tH1s pfOuh..
whether you are RICH, MIDDLE CLASS or POOR ifpK eU tYpE L1K3 tHiS pfOuh..eU are CONSIDERED AS JEJEMON.

*JEJEMONISM- the syndrome of typing in stciky caps,wrong grammar and adding unnecessary letters.

(BUT, if you only type in STICKY CAPS, that is ok if it's still readable :D )

WHY ARE THEY USING THESE?

1. they can not express themselves in the English language as good as an average person
2. they are dumb
3. Their names are also often begun with "El" then followed with a random spanish or portuguese word.
4. they put too much letters and symbols in everyword they say even in their god damn NAMES or ALYASES.

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source : http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jeje




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Jejemonism [noun] - a severe typing disorder where the affected person adds more characters than the word's normal spelling. Studies show that jejemons (people with Jejemonism) can double or triple the word's length by adding consonants or vowels with identical sounds such as "acqouh" wherein "cq" is used instead of "k" and "ouh" for "o".- by Michael Norella


jejenism- mga gangster kung magtype, mga gangster kung umasta, mga gangster kung pumorma. most of them, barbaric in nature. lolols. tapat ng bahay namin, mga jejeboys nakatira. sa mga kanto-kanto ng subdivision namin, mga jejeboys and jejegirls ang nagkalat. - by Tuvs Tuvs Tuvera


JEJEMON----(noun or adj.)---a person who is very expert in typing...a person that nevr gets tired of typing consonants in all of his comments...
__ sila rin mga mga taong ksp at mga mababa ang iq
__ a person that destroys the morale of language in any typing media like internet,cellphones...etc...
__ a person na masisiyahan kang patayin
__ lahat na negative nasa kanila na
__ so watchout baka maging isa ka sa kanila



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Levels of JEJEMONISM:


Mild - eow pU..MxTa pu? jejeje

Moderate- eOw pfOw,, Na M1Sz pfOu qTah! mWahXz!

Severe - 3Ow pfU!,..aN3U pfOW gW4 n3O? tX tX nUa lHarN sZa mEna GziNg pFa!

TERMINAL JEJENISM - ``3Ow pf0U m3N4 p!p0L! nUa M1Xz k0 pF0u K30 nU4n z0bR4! wUaCk k30nG M3k A4Ng4Sz sXa b0SzX nu4 tuLad kW0 `` ---- ♥ dew

an active and malignant disease that cannot be cured or adequately treated and that is reasonably expected to result in the death of the jejemon." - By Dummysaurus Rex


♥ SURIIN ANG SARILI: baka nahawa na kayo ng mga sintomas ng JEJENISM ♥

1. imbis na simpleng "hello" ang itype nagiging "e0w, eOwz" at maraming pang kakaibang spelling

2. mahilig mag sticky caps at pag tabihin ang mga VOWELS tulad ng "peO, nUa, pfOe, qOu,mea,dean"

totoong meaning ng ating ehemplo "pero, na, po, ako, maya, dyan"


3. mahilig mag baby talk sa txt at internet. bakit baby talk? kasi iniiba nila ang spelling ng mga simpleng salita at nagmimistulang baby talk ang mga sinasabi dahil tabi tabi na rin ang mga VOWELS.

"eow laham cuu, miss nua poe qkta, k8 nua mei ibva cua nuang laham tza buhaii moe. ica0 pfua r!n laman nuan puszo qou."

T_T SHEEEP NAMAN OH!

4. mahilig mag banta sa shout outs at mag yabang kung ano at meron kayo kahit wala

5. ginagawang letters ang mga numbers at ibang symbols

``~ m4h1r4pf t4ng4pf1n nUa m3i m4'AL qc4 nuAng 1bVa ~ ``


6. tinatanggal ang letter "H" sa ibang words tulad ng
" Ma'al na ma'al qta dahil bN1gay q0u la'at la'at se0!"

-source- http://www.facebook.com/pages/Wag-mo-ko-kausapin-kung-ganito-ka-magtype-EoW-PoW-UzTaH-Na-pOw-kAyO-jEje/340976256745?v=info

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So ang jejemon pala ay ginagamit ng mga tao na may low IQ.. hahaha. marami akong alam n ganyan, jejemon pala kau ahh..


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Friday, April 16, 2010

Hindu Teaching


There are hundreds of paths up the mountain,
all leading in the same direction.
So it doesn't matter which path you take.
The only one wasting time is the one
who runs around and around the mountain,
telling everyone that his or her path is wrong.


- Quote from one of my favorite TV series.. "One Tree Hill"-
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Before That Day Comes

36 days to go, tatanda nanaman ako.. weh? pwede bang wag ko nalang i-celebrate un? Parang kailan lang bata pa ako..Naaalala ko pa nung elementary ako, naglalaro ako sa playground ng school namin at napadapa ako, super napahiya ako nun kaya iyak ako ng iyak habang pinapatahan ako ng mama ko. Medyo mahiyain pa ako nun, wala pang alam ng kahit anong kalokohan, wala pa kasi akong masyadog nakakaclose na klasmeyt nun..

Then highschool life came.. hahaha dami ko ng alam na kalokohan nun, anjan yong hindi pumasok kasi tinatamad, mangopya ng assignment kasi nakalimutang gawin. Nag-karoon ako ng barkada.. Masaya, halos every dismissal kakain kami sa jollibee o sa mcdo.. hahaha Minsan naman tatambay dito sa bahay, mag-luluto kami etc..

College life.. uhmmm medyo malungkot kasi nagka-hiwa-hiwalay na kami ng barkada, may dito nag college, mayron sa manila, at sa baguio... pero we make it sure na once in awhile ay nagkikita-kita kami para mag-bonding. Kahit na ang iba sa amin ay may trabaho na, hindi kami nakakalimot sa isa't-isa.. (hahaha napakwento tuloy ako... ^_^)

So un nga, 36 days to go, but before that day comes, mayroon akong "to do list" na dapat kong gawin before sumapit ung day na un..


To Do List:
  • exercise every morning (para pumayat lol ^_^)
  • jogging w/ best friend sa may beach
  • bake a cake for nez (birthday gift namin sa kanya dapat nung march pa, medyo super late gift hahaha)
  • eat less
  • drink more h2o
  • eat more vegetables, less meat, less rice
  • clean the house (sala, my room, kitchen, cr)
  • water the plants twice a day
  • learn new recipe
  • attend the bangus festival w/best friend, family and friends!
  • renew my driver's license.. (hahaha)
  • go swimming (gusto mag-jet ski sana, kaya lang sobrang mahal)

Hahaha.. Sana magawa ko lahat ng yan! weeee






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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Cooking Disaster

Awhile ago, while cooking our lunch, I keep on dropping things, like the chopping board, the plate where the chopped onions, garlic and ginger are placed, (i even dropped some onions, ginger on the floor while adding them!) the long metal spoon, I also spilled the oil. And while slicing the pakwan, 2 slices fell down the floor!!!... aaarrrggghhh What's happening to me? Good thing I didn't drop the knife!

2 nights ago, my baby brother make "lambing" to me.. he ask me to bake him some brownies..

He almost ate it all...






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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

How To Love


Don't Know How to love? Then it must be your lucky day! I was like browsing my Facebook account and found this funny quote from one of my friends.. "How to love" daw...


For Guys:

Love your girl as if she's only 16. No longer a girl but not yet a woman. Love her with all your heart, set few rules and never break her heart.



For Girls:

Love your boy as if he's only 8. Let him play with his toys and go out with his playmates. Don't worry for at the end of the day, he'll still come home to you. Teach him to be honest.



And for the loveless:

Mag-dvd marathon nalang kayo!! Dota, o Facebook! ☺☼♂



Kakatawa diba??






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Monday, April 5, 2010

Baby Brother

Baby brother is sick since yesterday.. I cooked him Nilaga.. Hope he feels better after eating this..





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Instant Reunion

We went to a birthday party yesterday at our grandparent's place. It's the birthday of my second cousin? or is it third? lol i don't know really. I was not really close to them.

After that, we visit our uncle, mom and aunties want to know if he is okay now and if he still feel pain below of his body. When we arrived there, my aunties ask me to cook spaghetti and fry the pork chop. They said they want to taste the cooking of the "future chef and a future restaurateur". It was fun cooking especially when everyone likes the food. I gained lot's of praises from my aunties, uncles, and from my cousins. they really loved it!


They really enjoyed it! ^_^


The visit to my uncle became an instant reunion of Flores Clan. We ate, we play, we chat and bond together. We had fun really. Kulitan to the max!




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Saturday, April 3, 2010

Family Bonding

Tuwing Holy Thursday ng gabi, tradisyon na namin na magpunta sa Our Lady of Manaoag, mag-ddrive kami mula dito sa bahay gamit ang aming sasakyan. Noong gabi niyon ay ako ang pinag-drive ng sasakyan, odb, exciting. Maraming tao ang naglalakad sa kalsada, penitensya nila na mag alay lakad papunta sa simbahan. Halos sakupin na nila ang daan, gusto ata nilang mag-pakamatay at pati sa gitna ng kalsada sila ay naglalakad, may pasahero pa naman ako na nerbyoso at comment ng comment sa aking pag-ddrive, hindi ba't nakakainis yong ganun? Lalo kasi ako naddistract pag may pumupuna sa pag-ddrive ko. ™

Covelandia at night(pathway)

Kinabukasan, Holy Friday/Good Friday, nagpakasunduan namin nila mama na mag-overnight sa isang resort sa may labrador o kaya sa may bolinao. Nagluto kami ng kami kakainin namin at bago umalis ay sinigrurado namin na naka-lock lahat ng pinto at gate ng bahay. Una namin pinuntahan para mag-inquire ay sa Covelandia Du Labrador Family Beach Resort, pag-dating doon, super dami pang tao kahit mag-gagabi na. Nang pumasok kami sa may front desk, fully booked na daw lahat ng rooms, dapat daw kasi nag pa reserve na kami weeks ago, ang meron nalang daw ay mga sheds, ayaw na ni mama na magtravel ng 2 hours pa papunta sa bolinao kaya doon nalang kami sa shed nila at next time nalang daw kami mag-overnight, at next time mag-papareserve kami ng kwarto. Maganda ang resort, syang nga lang at hindi namin nasabihan yong pinsan namin para may kasama kami ng kapatid ko na magsaya sa pool.


We ate yummy Halo-Halo Ala Monde


Mama Mary Water Falls @ Covelandia







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Monday, March 29, 2010

Coffee Lover

Enjoying my hot coffee with my pajama still on...


A cup of coffee every morning...


Did you know:
  • It takes 42 coffee beans to make an espresso.
  • Over half of the espresso consumed in the UK is drunk in the South East of the country.
  • On average, men drink more coffee than women (1.7 cups per day vs 1.5 cups)
  • 37% of coffee drinkers drink their coffee black; while 63% add a sweetener such as sugar.
  • Instant coffee accounts for 13% of all coffee drunk.
  • 57% of coffee is drunk at breakfast; 34% between meals and 13% at other meals.
  • It is estimated that more than 100 million Americans drink a total of 350 million cups of coffee a day.
***want more coffee facts and trivia? click here

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Sunday, March 28, 2010

Super Pissed Off


I am supper pissed right now! All the bad words are coming out from my mouth! Sh@#%^! F^%@*(*! T%@^(@&%^(!!!!!! To think na matanda na siya, and yet kaya pala niyang mangloko ng tao!!!!! Fu@%&( $&*^&*#!!! She told me she'll gonna pay me at the end of the month, but, wtf!, bigla nalang siya nawala, they said, pinalayas na siya sa trabaho because hindi niya nagagawa yong duities niya. Crap! yong utang nya!!! wahhh. That's 300 pesos! pwede ng beach w/ videoke un!! Tanga ko talaga at naniwala ako sa matanda!!!!! She's a scheming old bitch! arrrggggg!!!!

I've learned my lessons.

1. never trust anyone speacially yong kakakilala mo lang.
2.'wag magpa-utang sa matanda, lalo na at katulong pala siya.
3.'wag maniwala agad
4. at hindi lahat ng mukhang mabait ay mabait!!!




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Utang ni Manang


Kagabi, kausap ko ung kapit-bahay cum friend ko, si grace, tinanog niya kung may nag-papaload sakin na matandang babae na maitim. Ako ay nawindang sa aking nalaman! Si manang pala ay isang sinungaling. Sabi ko naman, mukha naman siyang mabait, sabi naman sa'kin, hindi lahat ng mukhang mabait ay mabait (may point naman siya do'on). Tinarayan daw niya minsan si manang nu'ng minsan nagpaload siya at sinabing hindi dumating yong load kahit na dumating naman at may conformation pa na nagsasabing naload nga niya yong load. Hindi lang iisang beses na ginawa daw ni manang yon sa kanya. Kaya pala sa a'kin na siya nag-papaload. Ang problema ko ngaun ay kung paano ko sisingilin si manang, may utang kasi siya ng 300 pesos sa'akin. Pinagalitan nga ako ni grace, bakit ko daw pinautang ung di ko naman masyadong kilala at katulong pa man din daw yon, she advice me not to load her again until she pays her debt. Hindi na nagpapakita si manang sa'kin, grabe naman! waaaaa! yong utang niya!









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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Earth Hour

Let's show our support by turning off our lights for Earth Hour, 8:30 to 9:30 pm on March 27, 2010. Let us unite. Save energy. Save our Earth from Climate Change.

Here's a great video from katkaterz. She created the video in support for Earth Hour 2010.




Magka-isa tayo mga PINOY! Earth Hour 2010 ^_^ Huwag muna kayo mag facebook at mag blog during that time okay? hehehe




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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Ang Hotel na nasa Bukid

Noong Marso 18-20, 2010,nag seminar tour kami sa Microtel Inn and Suites, sa Cabanatuan.. Ito ang Hotel na nasa bukid, at nasa likod ng Avida Homes. Maliit lang ang hotel, pero maganda ang lugar. Nang may nagtnong kung bakit nasa gitna ng bukid ang hotel, ang sagot ng manager, bakit pa sila lalayo kung andito na lahat s hotel, may swimming pool, restaurant, bar and disco, at malayo sa ingay at gulo sa lungsod. Take note 5,200 pesos per person ang bayad.


Maganda naman ang room namin, malambot na bed, may super laki na tv, telephone (pero inalis nila) may hot and cold shower, radio alarm clock, at bible sa bed side table. Tuwing seminar time na, parati namin iniiwanan ang aircon para pag-balik namin sa room eh super lamig at masarap tulugan ang kama.

Hindi maiiwasan na may boring na seminar dahil super boring ang speaker. Ilang beses napipikit ang mata ko kasi boring talaga eh. Pero mayroon din super galing na speaker, yong talagang nabubuhay ang dugo mo kapag nag lecture na siya.




Ang pinaka masaya ay ang seminar sa bartending, at nung nag exhibition na sila (Flair Bartending). Super galing talaga niya, kainis nakalimutan ko ang name niya, pero siya yong nagturo sa pinoy big brother double up na mag-flairing. Super cute nya talaga kaya super sigaw ang mga kasama naming mga third sex.






Masasarap din ang foods doon kaya lang kulang sa serving at ang drinks namin? Dan Dan Dan Dan... Unlimited Juice!!! Bawal ata mag tubig doon eh, tignan mo naman, breakfast, merienda, lunch, merienda uli, at dinner, ang drinks namin ay JUICE! buti nalang may dala akong water. Ewan ko lang ahh kung sulit ang binayad namin.











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