About Me

Say Something...


ShoutMix chat widget

My Blog List

From The Blogger:

All information, stories, and links are here for entertainment purposes and are intented to satisfy the curiosity of the visitors. All are true stories that had/have happened to the blogger. If you find it confusing and if you don't like what is posted here then SHUT UP and navigate away from the BLOG. By reading this, YOU undertake the obligation not to discriminate the articles that was posted. If you agree with these terms you are welcome to continue lurking around the blog! Otherwise YOU MUST LEAVE this page immediately!

Sisiterhood Award

Sisiterhood Award
from A.M.I.N.A

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Jejemon

Seems like every teens are hooked in jejemon... Pero ang tanong, ano nga ba ang jejemon na sinasabi nila? so, I did a little research.. So mga teens di'yan, read this carefully ok?




WHAT IS JEJEMON or JEJE?

*JEJEMON- a person WhO tyPeZ lYKeS tH1s pfOuh..
whether you are RICH, MIDDLE CLASS or POOR ifpK eU tYpE L1K3 tHiS pfOuh..eU are CONSIDERED AS JEJEMON.

*JEJEMONISM- the syndrome of typing in stciky caps,wrong grammar and adding unnecessary letters.

(BUT, if you only type in STICKY CAPS, that is ok if it's still readable :D )

WHY ARE THEY USING THESE?

1. they can not express themselves in the English language as good as an average person
2. they are dumb
3. Their names are also often begun with "El" then followed with a random spanish or portuguese word.
4. they put too much letters and symbols in everyword they say even in their god damn NAMES or ALYASES.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

source : http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jeje




-----------------♥ ♥ ♥ ----------♥ ♥ ♥ ------------------

Jejemonism [noun] - a severe typing disorder where the affected person adds more characters than the word's normal spelling. Studies show that jejemons (people with Jejemonism) can double or triple the word's length by adding consonants or vowels with identical sounds such as "acqouh" wherein "cq" is used instead of "k" and "ouh" for "o".- by Michael Norella


jejenism- mga gangster kung magtype, mga gangster kung umasta, mga gangster kung pumorma. most of them, barbaric in nature. lolols. tapat ng bahay namin, mga jejeboys nakatira. sa mga kanto-kanto ng subdivision namin, mga jejeboys and jejegirls ang nagkalat. - by Tuvs Tuvs Tuvera


JEJEMON----(noun or adj.)---a person who is very expert in typing...a person that nevr gets tired of typing consonants in all of his comments...
__ sila rin mga mga taong ksp at mga mababa ang iq
__ a person that destroys the morale of language in any typing media like internet,cellphones...etc...
__ a person na masisiyahan kang patayin
__ lahat na negative nasa kanila na
__ so watchout baka maging isa ka sa kanila



--------------------------------♥ ♥ ♥ ------------------------
Levels of JEJEMONISM:


Mild - eow pU..MxTa pu? jejeje

Moderate- eOw pfOw,, Na M1Sz pfOu qTah! mWahXz!

Severe - 3Ow pfU!,..aN3U pfOW gW4 n3O? tX tX nUa lHarN sZa mEna GziNg pFa!

TERMINAL JEJENISM - ``3Ow pf0U m3N4 p!p0L! nUa M1Xz k0 pF0u K30 nU4n z0bR4! wUaCk k30nG M3k A4Ng4Sz sXa b0SzX nu4 tuLad kW0 `` ---- ♥ dew

an active and malignant disease that cannot be cured or adequately treated and that is reasonably expected to result in the death of the jejemon." - By Dummysaurus Rex


♥ SURIIN ANG SARILI: baka nahawa na kayo ng mga sintomas ng JEJENISM ♥

1. imbis na simpleng "hello" ang itype nagiging "e0w, eOwz" at maraming pang kakaibang spelling

2. mahilig mag sticky caps at pag tabihin ang mga VOWELS tulad ng "peO, nUa, pfOe, qOu,mea,dean"

totoong meaning ng ating ehemplo "pero, na, po, ako, maya, dyan"


3. mahilig mag baby talk sa txt at internet. bakit baby talk? kasi iniiba nila ang spelling ng mga simpleng salita at nagmimistulang baby talk ang mga sinasabi dahil tabi tabi na rin ang mga VOWELS.

"eow laham cuu, miss nua poe qkta, k8 nua mei ibva cua nuang laham tza buhaii moe. ica0 pfua r!n laman nuan puszo qou."

T_T SHEEEP NAMAN OH!

4. mahilig mag banta sa shout outs at mag yabang kung ano at meron kayo kahit wala

5. ginagawang letters ang mga numbers at ibang symbols

``~ m4h1r4pf t4ng4pf1n nUa m3i m4'AL qc4 nuAng 1bVa ~ ``


6. tinatanggal ang letter "H" sa ibang words tulad ng
" Ma'al na ma'al qta dahil bN1gay q0u la'at la'at se0!"

-source- http://www.facebook.com/pages/Wag-mo-ko-kausapin-kung-ganito-ka-magtype-EoW-PoW-UzTaH-Na-pOw-kAyO-jEje/340976256745?v=info

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

So ang jejemon pala ay ginagamit ng mga tao na may low IQ.. hahaha. marami akong alam n ganyan, jejemon pala kau ahh..


1 comments:

Lorraine said...

LOL buti na lang at hindi ako jejemon, kHund1 fHataY 4kow haha:P

Followers

 
 

Diseñado por: Compartidísimo
Scrapping elementos: Deliciouscraps©